If you can’t sweep ’em…

yanked from Jonz:

  1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
    Direk Carlo J. Caparras asking me to give him the rights to make a movie based on my life. I have some people in mind who’d be my leading ladies and supporting cast. Will feature it on my next entry.
  2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
    Yes. Like any law-abiding citizen, I should help those capitalists like Mr. Henry Sy.
  3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed again, would you?
    Yes. Hwattaquestion!
  4. Do you take compliments well?
    With rosy cheeks and a jerky smile.
  5. Do you play Sudoku?
    I am playing it twice Su(2x)-do(2x)-ku πŸ™‚ ngwehehehehe.

    Oh, read it from left to right.
  6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
    No. It is hard to die with nobody to remember you. Though you know that you’re dead(?).
  7. If your house were on fire, what would be the first thing you would save?
    My bag that contains my iPOD. If adrenaline permits, I would also salvage the ref.
  8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with?
  9. Who do you text the most?
    Bebe πŸ˜€
  10. Favorite childrens book?
    If you call the Bible a children’s book then it qualifies.
  11. Eye color?
  12. How tall are you?
    Five feet, six inches tall but to the ladies, my shoe size is ahem, 16 πŸ˜‰
  13. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
    Yes. It’s my karmic path but I think that I’m on my final stage of rebirth so I’m almost close to enlightenment.
  14. Any secret admirers?
    Yes. That list will come out soon.
  15. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
    Yes. That’s where Chengwa and I watch movies. Olive’s is owned by former ParaΓ±aque Mayor Pablo Olivarez. It is near Air Force One. And I haven’t been to Olive Garden.
  16. Favorite ex..?
  17. Where was the furthest place you traveled?
    Japan πŸ™‚
  18. Do you like mustard?
    Yes. You just made me drool.
  19. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
  20. Do you miss anyone?
    My lolo, Chengwa, TLS, at mga tutubi.
  21. Can you do splits?
    It might bang my testicles.
  22. What movie do you want to see right now?
    The Simpsons. Last movie that I watched was Transformers. At ako lang mag-isa.
  23. What did you do for New Years Eve?
    Went to my in-laws and drank leftover wine and champagne from my wedding.
  24. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
    Haven’t watched but it looks scary.
  25. Was your mom a cheerleader?
    No, but she’s one of my best friends.
  26. Whats the last letter of your middle name?
  27. Are you hispanic?
    I’m trying to be like one. Esto, I can’t eh.
  28. Do you like care bears?
    In my elementary days, part of our curriculum was to join a club. I have no fondness to join math, science, and religion club (but I am the Bible Quiz Champion). I opted to choose the HOBBY CLUB just to belong. If I remember correctly, I was made escort to Jet (congrats, Jet). This was during those stupid class elections where they would vote somebody as president because of his/ her high grades. Ang labo nun.

    Anyway, going back to the question, YES, I LIKE THE CAREBEARS. And as member of the HOBBY CLUB, I have a collection of Carebears! I have to or I don’t belong πŸ˜›

  29. What do you buy at the Movies?
    Tickets so that we could watch.
  30. Do you know how to play poker?
    Yes and I have improved tremendously πŸ˜€
  31. Do you wear your seatbelt?
  32. What do you wear to sleep?
  33. Anything big ever happen in your CITY?
    Yes. Just now, there’s a phenomenon that happened in Alabang-Zapote bridge that clogged the Coastal road and it’s called Cavite πŸ™‚
  34. Is your hair straight or curly?
    Straight as NLEX.
  35. Is your tongue pierced?
  36. Do you like Liver and Onions?
    LIVER? No way. Ang atay ay ang mortal na kaaway ng karne. A sahog impostor in pancit. Onions, yes if deep fried.
  37. Do you like funny or serious people better?
    Funny people.
  38. Ever been to L.A.?
    No but I’ve been to LA LOMA.
  39. Who is on your mind right now?
    Aimee. She’s going to sleep so I got to finish this.
  40. any plans 4 tonight?
    ‘Wag kang bastos. Sa akin na lang ‘yun.
  41. What are your favorite songs at the moment?
    See this.
  42. Do you hate chocolate?
  43. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
    For not turning off the switch of the water tank.
  44. Are you a gullible person?
    Yes and I paid an obscene amount of money for it. I was swindled by a guy for a MACPRO worth five figures. Until now, the guy’s name is in my cell phone. And I’m just looking for a date to give him a cuss-filled hello. To those interested to know, invite me for a cup of coffee or a jug of gin pomelo. Will make it worth your time and money. Hehe.
  45. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
    No because I have a wife (Be, if you’re reading this, do I get brownie points?).
  46. If you could have any job what would it be?
    A guy who gives names to anything (be it a gadget or a street) and gets handsomely paid for it.
  47. Are you easy to get along with?
    Yes. I am the ambassador of kwan.
  48. What is your favorite time of day?
    Waking up next to my bebe.
  49. Are you generally a happy person?
    I have to be. Life’s short and so are you.

Jonz, it’s only 49 questions πŸ™‚