Ang mahiwagang salamin

A celebration of Abunda-nesque questions. Stolen from Chengwa‘s Tishfish:

  1. Longest relationship?
    It’s going to be six years and four months and 16 days.
  2. Shortest relationship:
    Three months. I was a terrible boyfriend back then.
  3. How would you feel if you found out your ex got married?
    I’ll be happy for her and wish her all the best. Next showbiz question, please.
  4. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?
  5. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
    Yes. Have you ever really loved a woman?
  6. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
    Yes and a lot of times and it feels shitty.
  7. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  8. Have you ever been cheated on?
    I don’t know if it qualifies as cheating so, NOPE.
  9. Name of your high school sweetheart?
    Penthouse Magazine # 165, Page 54
    Yeah, how about it?
  11. What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
    Aside from their outer and inner (woooow, di ako shallow!) beauty , the ishmel comes close by a hairline! Beriberi gooooood ishmeeeehl!
  12. Have you ever had your heart broken?
    Yep. A couple of times.
  13. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
    Yep. I was a terrible boyfriend back then.
  14. Talk to any of your exes?
    I tried to but she wouldn’t talk back.
  15. If you could go back in time, and change things, would you?
    Yeah, there are a lot of things but principally, I’d wished that the Philippines didn’t get involved in WWII. I would love to see the City of Manila in all its glory. Check out this site and breathe with me.

    A few samples (you can click the pics for a clearer view):

    It had tranvias like San Francisco. Anaknghueteng! Go check this:

  16. Think any of your ex’s feel the same way?
    Hahaha. Yeah, right.
  17. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
    I’m better now.
  18. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
  19. Have you dated someone older than you?
    Nope but I dated somebody younger and I got stares for it while we’re on the escalator.
  20. Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  21. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    Depends on everyone.
  22. Do you want to get married?
  23. Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
    A Nonoy Zuniga song comes to mind:

    Kumusta ka?
    Ikaw ay walang pinag-iba,
    Ganyan ka rin nang tayo ay huling magkita
    Tandang-tanda ko pa habang ako’y papalayo,
    Tinitingnan kita hanggang wala ka na.

  24. Ever stolen someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend?
  25. Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend?
    Oh, yes. Pero tulad ng isang jeepney driver, ako ay may boundary.
  26. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
    Yes and you live with it. Even when it’s not worth living. I can’t live. If living is without you. I can’t give. I cant’ give anymoooore.
  27. Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
    Dapat mga 18 years old, kamukha at katawan ni Monica Belucci o kaya ni Heather Graham… teka, baka binabasa ‘to ng asawa ko.

    Ang ibig kong sabihin, friends lang at hanggang dun lang yun dahil para akong jeepney driver, may boundary.